{"id":12289,"date":"2012-03-20T15:55:38","date_gmt":"2012-03-20T19:55:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=12289"},"modified":"2012-03-20T15:55:38","modified_gmt":"2012-03-20T19:55:38","slug":"spring-winter-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/03\/20\/spring-winter-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"My Reluctant Limerick Ode To Spring"},"content":{"rendered":"

Spring’s here. The weather’s great! I have nothing to bitch about. What’s a poor limerick writer to do?<\/p>\n

My Reluctant Limerick Ode To Spring
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

In previous years, I would blast:
\n“Spring’s arrived. Please tell winter it’s passed.
\n“Cuz it seems not to know —
\n“We are still getting snow!”
\nI’m aghast — can’t lambaste — spring came fast.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Spring’s here. The weather’s great! I have nothing to bitch about. What’s a poor limerick writer to do? My Reluctant Limerick Ode To Spring By Madeleine Begun Kane In previous years, I would blast: “Spring’s arrived. Please tell winter it’s passed. “Cuz it seems not to know — “We are still getting snow!” I’m aghast […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[58,59,69],"tags":[716,279,671,4947,859],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12289"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12289"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12289\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12294,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12289\/revisions\/12294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12289"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12289"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12289"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}