{"id":122,"date":"2007-03-05T01:12:03","date_gmt":"2007-03-05T05:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/05\/dog-days-of-roofing\/"},"modified":"2010-01-28T19:32:12","modified_gmt":"2010-01-28T23:32:12","slug":"dog-days-of-roofing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/05\/dog-days-of-roofing\/","title":{"rendered":"Dog Days Of Roofing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dog Days Of Roofing<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Our roofers must enter your yard,<br \/>\nBut their access is blocked by your guard\u2014<br \/>\nThat gargantuan Doberman,<br \/>\nFeared by most sober men\u2014<br \/>\nAnd boozing pre-roofing is barred. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dog Days Of Roofing By Madeleine Begun Kane Our roofers must enter your yard, But their access is blocked by your guard\u2014 That gargantuan Doberman, Feared by most sober men\u2014 And boozing pre-roofing is barred.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,41,46,9],"tags":[985,995,768,991,993,769,989,990,994,992],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1406,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/1406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}