{"id":118,"date":"2007-02-26T01:20:03","date_gmt":"2007-02-26T05:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/26\/im-not-bowled-over-by-bowling\/"},"modified":"2011-10-10T15:44:52","modified_gmt":"2011-10-10T19:44:52","slug":"im-not-bowled-over-by-bowling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/26\/im-not-bowled-over-by-bowling\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Not Bowled Over By Bowling"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The last time I went bowling, I aimed my ball so badly, it went flying diagonally and landed in a neighboring lane. (On the other hand, I&#8217;m not half-bad at Wii-Bowling.)<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m Not Bowled Over By Bowling<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t ask me to bowl. I&#8217;m the worst.<br \/>\nWhen I try to, I&#8217;m bound to be cursed.<br \/>\nOther bowlers complain:<br \/>\n&#8220;You must aim for your lane!&#8221;<br \/>\nNo more bowling, unless I&#8217;m coerced.\u00a0\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The last time I went bowling, I aimed my ball so badly, it went flying diagonally and landed in a neighboring lane. (On the other hand, I&#8217;m not half-bad at Wii-Bowling.) I&#8217;m Not Bowled Over By Bowling By Madeleine Begun Kane Don&#8217;t ask me to bowl. I&#8217;m the worst. When I try to, I&#8217;m bound [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[60,61,25,42,19],"tags":[2503,4917,2506,2505,2504],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-games-humor","category-hobbies-humor","category-leisure-time-humor","category-limericks","category-sports-humor","tag-bowling-humor","tag-sports-humor","tag-virtual-games","tag-virtual-sports","tag-wii"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9503,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions\/9503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}