Man Can’t Live By Bread Alone … Or Can He?
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
Here’s some bread for some bread at the store.
\nBring back change or you’re toast, cause we’re poor.
\nGet me wheat bread or white,
\nAnd I’ll toast it quite light.
\nBut this dough ain’t for anything more. <\/p>\n
UPDATE:<\/strong> I’ve just learned via Cloaked Monk<\/a> that today, March 23rd, is Toast Day<\/a>. So don’t forget to toast Toast Day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Man Can’t Live By Bread Alone … Or Can He? By Madeleine Begun Kane Here’s some bread for some bread at the store. Bring back change or you’re toast, cause we’re poor. Get me wheat bread or white, And I’ll toast it quite light. But this dough ain’t for anything more. UPDATE: I’ve just learned […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41,33,8,45,52],"tags":[1565,1566,1837,1100,5012,783,2035,1567],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-drink-humor","category-holiday-humor","category-money-humor","category-shopping-humor","category-wordplay","tag-bread","tag-food-satire","tag-march-holidays","tag-money-satire","tag-odd-holidays","tag-shopping","tag-toast-day","tag-wordplay-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13031,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions\/13031"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}