{"id":11696,"date":"2012-03-08T16:29:28","date_gmt":"2012-03-08T20:29:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=11696"},"modified":"2012-03-08T16:29:28","modified_gmt":"2012-03-08T20:29:28","slug":"parking-permit-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/03\/08\/parking-permit-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Nabbed By A Typo (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A teachable moment: When committing crimes, be sure to use <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nj.com\/hobokennow\/index.ssf\/2012\/03\/hoboken_man_arrested_for_makin.html\">spell-check:<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Nabbed By A Typo (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>A man may end up in a cell<br \/>\nCuz his parking permit had a tell:<br \/>\nThere was one extra letter<br \/>\nIn &#8220;parking.&#8221; It&#8217;s better<br \/>\nWhen forging to learn how to spell.<\/p>\n<p>(This is based on an actual news story: A driver in Hoboken, New Jersey <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nj.com\/hobokennow\/index.ssf\/2012\/03\/hoboken_man_arrested_for_makin.html\">forged a parking permit<\/a> on his home computer. He might have even gotten away with his scam, had he not spelled &#8220;parking&#8221; as &#8220;parkting.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A teachable moment: When committing crimes, be sure to use spell-check: Nabbed By A Typo (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane A man may end up in a cell Cuz his parking permit had a tell: There was one extra letter In &#8220;parking.&#8221; It&#8217;s better When forging to learn how to spell. (This is based on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,12,48,39,53,42,2652,69],"tags":[327,221,349,378,2135,2686,4996,146,634,2685,5024,552,2684,445,2687,2683,1166],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11696"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11696"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11696\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11706,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11696\/revisions\/11706"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}