{"id":115,"date":"2007-02-20T20:49:23","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T00:49:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/20\/backup-blues\/"},"modified":"2011-02-21T03:49:55","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T07:49:55","slug":"backup-blues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/20\/backup-blues\/","title":{"rendered":"Backup Blues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Backup Blues<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>They told me to back up my drive,<br \/>\nWhich has crashed\u2014it&#8217;s no longer alive.<br \/>\nHad I heeded their warning,<br \/>\nI wouldn&#8217;t be mourning<br \/>\nMy data, which didn&#8217;t survive.\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Backup Blues By Madeleine Begun Kane They told me to back up my drive, Which has crashed\u2014it&#8217;s no longer alive. Had I heeded their warning, I wouldn&#8217;t be mourning My data, which didn&#8217;t survive.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15,42,3,4],"tags":[1818,1822,1813,224,1821,1820,1819,1100,225,1634],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business-humor","category-computer-humor","category-limericks","category-technology-humor","category-workplace-humor","tag-backups","tag-business-satire","tag-computer-satire","tag-computers","tag-crashes","tag-hard-drive","tag-lost-data","tag-money-satire","tag-technology","tag-technology-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4667,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions\/4667"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}