{"id":11453,"date":"2012-02-21T14:19:07","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T18:19:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=11453"},"modified":"2017-05-03T20:52:57","modified_gmt":"2017-05-04T00:52:57","slug":"margarita-tequila-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/02\/21\/margarita-tequila-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Limerick Ode To National Margarita Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>February 22, 2012 is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.punchbowl.com\/holidays\/national-margarita-day\">National Margarita Day!<\/a> (Perversely enough, it&#8217;s also <a href=\"http:\/\/www.worldthinkingday.org\">World Thinking Day<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;d rather write a limerick about margaritas: <\/p>\n<p>Limerick Ode To National Margarita Day<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Margarita Day&#8217;s here, so Ol\u00e9!<br \/>\nSend agave tequila my way.<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t need worms or a mix<br \/>\nFor a spirited fix.<br \/>\nAdd some juice, triple sec. Make my day!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>February 22, 2012 is National Margarita Day! (Perversely enough, it&#8217;s also World Thinking Day.) But I&#8217;d rather write a limerick about margaritas: Limerick Ode To National Margarita Day By Madeleine Begun Kane Margarita Day&#8217;s here, so Ol\u00e9! Send agave tequila my way. Don&#8217;t need worms or a mix For a spirited fix. Add some juice, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,41,33,42],"tags":[600,1374,2091,4927,2494,2664,1509,2665],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11453"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11453"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11453\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":39395,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11453\/revisions\/39395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11453"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11453"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11453"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}