{"id":1140,"date":"2009-12-19T17:43:59","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T21:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1140"},"modified":"2016-02-05T19:00:57","modified_gmt":"2016-02-05T23:00:57","slug":"weather-report-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/12\/19\/weather-report-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Ode To The Weatherman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A huge snow storm (perhaps even a blizzard) is about to descend on New York City and has already hit much of the east coast.  And that means it&#8217;s the weatherman&#8217;s time in the sun:<\/p>\n<p>Ode To The Weatherman (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The weatherman&#8217;s acting excited:<br \/>\nNew York City&#8217;s about to be smited<br \/>\nWith a snow storm real big,<br \/>\nWhich I really don&#8217;t dig.<br \/>\nAnd just why must he look so delighted? <\/p>\n<p>(Note: Yes, I know that the past tense of smite is smote.  Artistic license, okay?)<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE: <\/strong> I&#8217;ve just learned that today (February 5th) is <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/National_Weatherperson's_Day\">National Weatherperson&#8217;s Day<\/a>, observed on the birthday of <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/John_Jeffries\">John Jeffries.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A huge snow storm (perhaps even a blizzard) is about to descend on New York City and has already hit much of the east coast. And that means it&#8217;s the weatherman&#8217;s time in the sun: Ode To The Weatherman (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane The weatherman&#8217;s acting excited: New York City&#8217;s about to be smited [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,73,1524,20,58,71,59],"tags":[867,2091,3455,3454,863,861,5012,1659,862,864,860,859,865],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1140"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":36152,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1140\/revisions\/36152"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}