Yet Another Valentine’s Day Limerick
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
St. Valentine’s Day can be risky
\nCuz the men folk do tend to get frisky.
\nAnd watch out for the pious:
\nThey sure like to try us
\nBefore and yes after their whiskey.<\/p>\n
*****
\nSt. Valentine’s Day
\nmay be over in theory–
\nnever in spirit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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