{"id":113,"date":"2007-03-10T02:16:38","date_gmt":"2007-03-10T06:16:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/10\/a-spam-filter-that-really-works-would-be-nice\/"},"modified":"2011-02-21T03:49:12","modified_gmt":"2011-02-21T07:49:12","slug":"a-spam-filter-that-really-works-would-be-nice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/10\/a-spam-filter-that-really-works-would-be-nice\/","title":{"rendered":"A Spam Filter That Really Works Would Be Nice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A Spam Filter That Really Works Would Be Nice (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>My filters should block them, but nay!<br \/>\nSpam emails beset me each day,<br \/>\nPushing stock, naked boys,<br \/>\nDrugs for sex, naughty toys\u2014<br \/>\nAll ad nauseam. Please, go away!\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Spam Filter That Really Works Would Be Nice (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane My filters should block them, but nay! Spam emails beset me each day, Pushing stock, naked boys, Drugs for sex, naughty toys\u2014 All ad nauseam. Please, go away!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,98,74,42,35,97,3],"tags":[1814,1813,1816,4969,4956,1817,4968,1815,1634],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computer-humor","category-email-humor","category-internet-humor","category-limericks","category-marketing-humor","category-spam-humor","category-technology-humor","tag-spam-filters","tag-computer-satire","tag-drug-spam","tag-email-humor","tag-internet-humor","tag-porno-spam","tag-spam-humor","tag-stock-tip-spam","tag-technology-satire"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4666,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/4666"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}