{"id":11251,"date":"2012-02-09T04:20:26","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T08:20:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=11251"},"modified":"2012-02-09T04:20:26","modified_gmt":"2012-02-09T08:20:26","slug":"fox-house-medical-drama-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/02\/09\/fox-house-medical-drama-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"House To Close Its Doors (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/insidetv.ew.com\/2012\/02\/08\/fox-house-cancelled\/\">Fox&#8217;s medical drama <em>House<\/em><\/a> is finally coming to an end. So it&#8217;s confession time: I hate <em>House<\/em>. <\/p>\n<p>In fact, I loathe all medical dramas, doctor comedies, and any other show about sick people.  Why?  Because the mere mention of symptoms makes me start feeling them.  So if I want to avoid real life doctors, I have to stay far away from the fake ones.<\/p>\n<p>House To Close Its Doors (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Though it&#8217;s <strong>not <\/strong>my intention to grouse,<br \/>\nI detest doctor dramas, like House:<br \/>\nTV ailments and ills<br \/>\nMake me itch, give me chills.<br \/>\nWebMD, here I come &#8212; Where&#8217;s my mouse?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fox&#8217;s medical drama House is finally coming to an end. So it&#8217;s confession time: I hate House. In fact, I loathe all medical dramas, doctor comedies, and any other show about sick people. Why? Because the mere mention of symptoms makes me start feeling them. So if I want to avoid real life doctors, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49,50,23,122,42,71],"tags":[311,1691,2644,2642,2643,303],"class_list":["post-11251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-behavior-personality","category-entertainment-humor","category-health-humor","category-health-verse","category-limericks","category-television-tv-humor","tag-fox-tv-humor","tag-health-medical-humor","tag-hospital-shows","tag-house-cancelled","tag-medical-show","tag-tv-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11251"}],"version-history":[{"count":23,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11274,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11251\/revisions\/11274"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}