{"id":112,"date":"2007-03-13T17:29:21","date_gmt":"2007-03-13T21:29:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/13\/musical-faux-pas\/"},"modified":"2011-07-31T00:23:52","modified_gmt":"2011-07-31T04:23:52","slug":"musical-faux-pas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/03\/13\/musical-faux-pas\/","title":{"rendered":"Musical Faux Pas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Musical Faux Pas<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>The solo violist played well,<br \/>\nWith strong bowing, tone clear as a bell.<br \/>\nBut she messed up the end;<br \/>\nWhen the time came to bend<br \/>\nFor her bow, she got dizzy and fell.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Musical Faux Pas By Madeleine Begun Kane The solo violist played well, With strong bowing, tone clear as a bell. But she messed up the end; When the time came to bend For her bow, she got dizzy and fell.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,24,52],"tags":[2423,2422,265,1322,2424,2420,2421],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8316,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/8316"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}