{"id":111,"date":"2007-02-18T18:50:39","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T22:50:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/18\/deal-or-no-deal\/"},"modified":"2012-04-18T02:14:52","modified_gmt":"2012-04-18T06:14:52","slug":"deal-or-no-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/18\/deal-or-no-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"Deal? Or No Deal!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Deal? Or No Deal!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>You lied in your last deposition,<br \/>\nFurther weak&#8217;ning your flimsy position.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been fleeced, I can see&#8212;<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s apparent to me.<br \/>\nSo an out-of-court deal ain&#8217;t my mission. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Deal? Or No Deal! By Madeleine Begun Kane You lied in your last deposition, Further weak&#8217;ning your flimsy position. I&#8217;ve been fleeced, I can see&#8212; It&#8217;s apparent to me. So an out-of-court deal ain&#8217;t my mission.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[48,10,42],"tags":[2806,2808,2804,2192,2805,1725,996,2807],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13036,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/13036"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}