{"id":11013,"date":"2012-01-27T17:23:28","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T21:23:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=11013"},"modified":"2012-01-27T17:23:28","modified_gmt":"2012-01-27T21:23:28","slug":"google-ads-user-profile-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/01\/27\/google-ads-user-profile-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Google Doesn&#8217;t Have My Number (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Google compiles basic profiles on each of its users, based on <a href=\"http:\/\/mashable.com\/2012\/01\/25\/google-cookies\/\">web browsing habits.<\/a> And I just found out I&#8217;m a 65-plus male.  <\/p>\n<p>If you&#8217;re wondering who Google thinks you are, simply sign into Google and visit your <a href=\"https:\/\/www.google.com\/settings\/ads\/onweb\/?sig=ACi0TCj7MoYxdzfpHTgGAUT2R-KPC4cIt0pfxrNP8RSDOamad1fUMuiK0pB01iidynbCAmd4zqJDtwJczuBRfDRQSP63pjJLcfhQLv6jdhWnXOyUHmWAO0gcBLp_FoUoQP6apVl8kIDsP9kNM8kZ_rixGeIPkn88t0xzKQzOz1ddW0bx7aK66GI&#038;hl=en\">ad preferences.<\/a>  <\/p>\n<p>Google Doesn&#8217;t Have My Number (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It seems Google believes I&#8217;m a guy&#8211;<br \/>\nOne who&#8217;s 65-plus. And here&#8217;s why:<br \/>\nIt claims its conclusion<br \/>\nIs ad-based &#8212; Delusion!<br \/>\nAsk my husband &#8212; this profile&#8217;s a lie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Google compiles basic profiles on each of its users, based on web browsing habits. And I just found out I&#8217;m a 65-plus male. If you&#8217;re wondering who Google thinks you are, simply sign into Google and visit your ad preferences. Google Doesn&#8217;t Have My Number (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It seems Google believes I&#8217;m [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[49,42,35,2,8,45],"tags":[2622,2519,4992,4929,172,367,629,2623],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11013"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11013"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11013\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11029,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11013\/revisions\/11029"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11013"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11013"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11013"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}