{"id":109,"date":"2007-02-16T17:12:37","date_gmt":"2007-02-16T21:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/16\/wintry-woes\/"},"modified":"2010-12-26T16:44:48","modified_gmt":"2010-12-26T20:44:48","slug":"wintry-woes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/16\/wintry-woes\/","title":{"rendered":"Wintry Woes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My latest limerick was inspired by this week&#8217;s New York weather:\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Wintry Woes<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>In winter, a job I&#8217;d not pick<br \/>\nIs wielding an ice pick, when sick.<br \/>\nI abhor it, when well<br \/>\nAnd, when ill, well, it&#8217;s hell.<br \/>\nOh my heavens, the hail&#8217;s coming quick!\u00a0 <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My latest limerick was inspired by this week&#8217;s New York weather:\u00a0 Wintry Woes By Madeleine Begun Kane In winter, a job I&#8217;d not pick Is wielding an ice pick, when sick. I abhor it, when well And, when ill, well, it&#8217;s hell. Oh my heavens, the hail&#8217;s coming quick!\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[57,42,20,58,59],"tags":[284,1667,1670,1672,1659,1671,4947,850],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-chores-humor","category-limericks","category-outdoors-humor","category-seasons-humor","category-weather-humor","tag-chores","tag-hail","tag-ice-picks","tag-illness","tag-snow-poetry","tag-tools","tag-weather-humor","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3962,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/3962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}