{"id":10717,"date":"2012-01-05T18:03:30","date_gmt":"2012-01-05T22:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=10717"},"modified":"2012-01-05T18:07:32","modified_gmt":"2012-01-05T22:07:32","slug":"carmen-tisch-clyfford-still-art-vandalism-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2012\/01\/05\/carmen-tisch-clyfford-still-art-vandalism-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"The Critical Ass (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This woman is clearly a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/45881755\/ns\/us_news-crime_and_courts\/#.TwYbMtRrNvY\">creative criminal<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>DENVER \u2014 A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said.<\/p>\n<p>Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called &#8220;1957-J no.2&#8221;, by the late abstract expressionist artist Clyfford Still.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The Critical Ass<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Some critics can be rather tough<br \/>\nOn art they don&#8217;t like, even rough.<br \/>\nBut to rub your nude ass<br \/>\nOn it seems rather crass.<br \/>\nHer defense? She was trying to buff.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This woman is clearly a creative criminal: DENVER \u2014 A 36-year-old woman was charged Wednesday after punching, scratching and sliding her buttocks against a painting worth more than $30 million, authorities in Colorado said. Carmen Tisch is accused of pulling her pants down to rub up against the work, an oil-on-canvas called &#8220;1957-J no.2&#8221;, by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[83,2413,49,48,10,42],"tags":[764,549,2597,2598,2596,349,2599,146,1627],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10717"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10717"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10717\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10725,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10717\/revisions\/10725"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10717"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10717"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10717"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}