{"id":107,"date":"2007-02-12T02:12:37","date_gmt":"2007-02-12T06:12:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/12\/those-auditions\/"},"modified":"2010-08-26T23:53:29","modified_gmt":"2010-08-27T03:53:29","slug":"those-auditions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2007\/02\/12\/those-auditions\/","title":{"rendered":"Those &#038;^%$#$% Auditions!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those &#038;^%$#$% Auditions!!!<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>If a symphony job is your mission,<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d better learn how to audition.<br \/>\nThose try-outs are trying.<br \/>\nRemember, no crying!<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t hack it? Become a physician.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those &#038;^%$#$% Auditions!!! By Madeleine Begun Kane If a symphony job is your mission, You&#8217;d better learn how to audition. Those try-outs are trying. Remember, no crying! Can&#8217;t hack it? Become a physician.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[42,24,4],"tags":[1451,623,1450,306,1447,1449,1448],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=107"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2838,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/107\/revisions\/2838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=107"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=107"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=107"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}