{"id":1063,"date":"2009-11-18T19:32:50","date_gmt":"2009-11-18T23:32:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=1063"},"modified":"2009-11-19T03:25:58","modified_gmt":"2009-11-19T07:25:58","slug":"bath-towel-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2009\/11\/18\/bath-towel-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Neither High, Nor Dry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I understand why buying a car or a home appliance or pricey wine would require some research.  But purchasing towels shouldn&#8217;t be all that complicated.  So why is it that whenever my husband and I buy towels, they suck?  Actually the problem  is &#8230; they don&#8217;t suck.<\/p>\n<p>Neither High, Nor Dry (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Our new towels seemed fine at first blush.<br \/>\nThey were velvety smooth and so plush.<br \/>\nBut they don&#8217;t absorb well.<br \/>\nYou might say they repel.<br \/>\nCan&#8217;t our towels act more like a lush?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I understand why buying a car or a home appliance or pricey wine would require some research. But purchasing towels shouldn&#8217;t be all that complicated. So why is it that whenever my husband and I buy towels, they suck? Actually the problem is &#8230; they don&#8217;t suck. Neither High, Nor Dry (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46,42,8,45],"tags":[826,827,433,825,629,824],"class_list":["post-1063","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-house-home-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-shopping-humor","tag-bath-towels","tag-bathroom-humor","tag-house-home","tag-housewares","tag-shopping-verse","tag-shower-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1063"}],"version-history":[{"count":22,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1085,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1063\/revisions\/1085"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1063"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1063"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1063"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}