{"id":10617,"date":"2011-12-29T17:14:53","date_gmt":"2011-12-29T21:14:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=10617"},"modified":"2011-12-29T17:14:53","modified_gmt":"2011-12-29T21:14:53","slug":"new-years-resolutions-verse","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/12\/29\/new-years-resolutions-verse\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year’s Resolutions Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"

Foretell the future?
\nEasy! Just predict that you’ll
\nbreak resolutions.<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

Why bother making
\nfresh New Year’s resolutions?
\nRe-attempt last year’s.<\/p>\n

*****<\/p>\n

The first haiku was prompted by Theme Thursday’s future prompt<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Foretell the future? Easy! Just predict that you’ll break resolutions. ***** Why bother making fresh New Year’s resolutions? Re-attempt last year’s. ***** The first haiku was prompted by Theme Thursday’s future prompt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[99,33],"tags":[2092,215,920,923,924,922,921],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10617"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10617"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10617\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10626,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10617\/revisions\/10626"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}