{"id":10604,"date":"2011-12-27T16:33:20","date_gmt":"2011-12-27T20:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=10604"},"modified":"2011-12-27T16:35:43","modified_gmt":"2011-12-27T20:35:43","slug":"swearing-dolls-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/12\/27\/swearing-dolls-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Potty-Mouthed Dolls &#8212; I&#8217;m Not Toying With You (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Toys &#8220;R&#8221; Us seems to be selling some <a href=\"http:\/\/www.nbcphiladelphia.com\/news\/weird\/Swearing-Doll-Shocks-Shopping-Grandma-136240048.html\">potty-mouthed dolls<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Pauline Davis bought some last minute presents for her grandchildren Christmas Eve, but when she brought three talking dolls back to her Oaklyn, N.J. home, she got a rude surprise.<\/p>\n<p>The dolls giggle, coo, and then say something that sounds exactly like, &#8220;OK, crazy bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The three dolls called \u201cYou and Me Play and Giggle Triplets\u201d are made just for the Toys \u201cR\u201d Us brand, and Toys \u201cR\u201d Us is sticking by its alleged potty-mouthed pixies.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Potty-Mouthed Dolls &#8212; I&#8217;m Not Toying With You (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>Toys \u201cR\u201d Us has encountered a hitch<br \/>\nIn its baby doll sales and it&#8217;s rich.<br \/>\nThey should babble and burble,<br \/>\nBut <strong>these <\/strong>dolls are verbal:<br \/>\nThey exclaim loud and clear &#8220;Crazy Bitch.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toys &#8220;R&#8221; Us seems to be selling some potty-mouthed dolls: Pauline Davis bought some last minute presents for her grandchildren Christmas Eve, but when she brought three talking dolls back to her Oaklyn, N.J. home, she got a rude surprise. The dolls giggle, coo, and then say something that sounds exactly like, &#8220;OK, crazy bitch.&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[40,939,42,45],"tags":[4933,856,4937,629,2594,1580,2591,2592,2593],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10604"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10604"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10615,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10604\/revisions\/10615"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}