{"id":10425,"date":"2011-12-17T17:37:12","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T21:37:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=10425"},"modified":"2011-12-17T17:41:41","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T21:41:41","slug":"facebook-timeline-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/12\/17\/facebook-timeline-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Timing Out On Facebook’s Timeline (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Each time I finally adjust to a Facebook “improvement,” Facebook mocks me by changing once again. <\/p>\n

Have you seen Facebook’s latest profile redesign — the Facebook Timeline<\/a>? It’s being rolled out this week, and it’s a doozy!<\/p>\n

Timing Out On Facebook’s Timeline (Limerick)
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n

Dear Facebook, stop changing, we pleaded.
\nDon’t “improve” things with stuff that ain’t needed.
\nYour Timeline’s annoying
\nAnd brainwave-destroying.
\nOnce again, member input’s unheeded.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Each time I finally adjust to a Facebook “improvement,” Facebook mocks me by changing once again. Have you seen Facebook’s latest profile redesign — the Facebook Timeline? It’s being rolled out this week, and it’s a doozy! Timing Out On Facebook’s Timeline (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane Dear Facebook, stop changing, we pleaded. Don’t “improve” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[15,757,74,42,1831,3],"tags":[4913,1175,2576,2577,1179,4903],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10425"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10425"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10425\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10438,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10425\/revisions\/10438"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}