This limerick was inspired by these two news stories:<\/p>\n
1) Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement<\/a>; and A Limerick To Bear In Mind I’m not shocked that wild bears misbehave. This limerick was inspired by these two news stories: 1) Cable guy finds sleeping bear in NJ basement; and 2) Black bear hitched a ride in garbage truck to downtown Vancouver. A Limerick To Bear In Mind By Madeleine Begun Kane I’m not shocked that wild bears misbehave. We’ve been stealing their homes as we […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,46,42],"tags":[775,903,2572,2148,433,2573,2575,2574],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10393"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10393"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10393\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10411,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10393\/revisions\/10411"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10393"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10393"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10393"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n2) Black bear hitched a ride in garbage truck to downtown Vancouver<\/a>.<\/p>\n
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n
\nWe’ve been stealing their homes as we pave.
\nSo in cellars they hide
\nAnd in garbage trucks ride:
\nThat’s called thinking outside of the cave.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"