A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day
\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0<\/p>\n
Attention guys — it’s time to get ready for Valentine’s Day. After all, you don’t want a repeat of last year, do you? I didn’t think so.<\/p>\n
For most men, the very mention of Valentine’s Day conjures up memories of a last minute, fruitless shopping expedition followed by a quarrel with their girlfriend or wife. Women, on the other hand, tend to think romantic thoughts: champagne, dining by candlelight, strolling violinists, and an after-dinner brandy in front of a roaring fireplace. This scenario exists only in their fantasies, mind you. After all, they are dating or married to you.\u00a0 … (A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day is continued here.<\/a>) <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" A Valiant Guy’s Guide To Valentine’s Day By Madeleine Begun Kane\u00a0 Attention guys — it’s time to get ready for Valentine’s Day. After all, you don’t want a repeat of last year, do you? I didn’t think so. For most men, the very mention of Valentine’s Day conjures up memories of a last minute, fruitless […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,33,27,78,16,29,45,32],"tags":[4909,2091,496,493,495,494,4976,492],"class_list":["post-102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-battle-of-the-sexes","category-holiday-humor","category-how-to-humor","category-humor-columns","category-relationship-humor","category-self-help-humor","category-shopping-humor","category-social-satire","tag-battle-of-the-sexes","tag-february-holidays","tag-gift-humor","tag-holiday-fun","tag-men-and-women","tag-relationship-satire","tag-romance-humor","tag-valentine-days-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13040,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102\/revisions\/13040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}