{"id":10091,"date":"2011-11-25T16:02:57","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T20:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/?p=10091"},"modified":"2011-11-25T16:02:57","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T20:02:57","slug":"black-friday-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2011\/11\/25\/black-friday-humor\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Merchants (Limerick)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Merchants (Limerick)<br \/>\nBy Madeleine Begun Kane<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s Black Friday &#8212; you want us to shop,<br \/>\nTo spend all of our money, non-stop.<br \/>\nBut I won&#8217;t spend a dime<br \/>\nCuz I&#8217;d rather spend time<br \/>\nWriting rhymes I could trade.  Care to swap?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Merchants (Limerick) By Madeleine Begun Kane It&#8217;s Black Friday &#8212; you want us to shop, To spend all of our money, non-stop. But I won&#8217;t spend a dime Cuz I&#8217;d rather spend time Writing rhymes I could trade. Care to swap?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,42,8,45,69],"tags":[2549,163,4927,188,2093,4937,1166],"class_list":["post-10091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-holiday-humor","category-limericks","category-money-humor","category-shopping-humor","category-writing-humor","tag-black-friday","tag-department-stores","tag-holiday-humor","tag-money-verse","tag-november-holidays","tag-shopping-humor","tag-writing-publishing-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10091"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10097,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10091\/revisions\/10097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}