{"id":10,"date":"2006-08-08T07:39:05","date_gmt":"2006-08-08T11:39:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/08\/hapless-home-buyers-guide\/"},"modified":"2012-02-16T05:17:09","modified_gmt":"2012-02-16T09:17:09","slug":"hapless-home-buyers-guide","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/2006\/08\/08\/hapless-home-buyers-guide\/","title":{"rendered":"Hapless Home Buyer’s Guide"},"content":{"rendered":"

The road to buying a house is paved with dwindling bank accounts, devious brokers, and home owners who (you hope) are desperate to sell. Yes, it’s a challenge. But with the help of these easy to follow instructions, you can negotiate your way into unthinkable debt:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0<\/p>\n

1. Decide you must buy a house because your present one is:
\na. too small;
\nb. too large;
\nc. non-existent\u00a0… (Hapless Home Buyer’s Guide is continued here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The road to buying a house is paved with dwindling bank accounts, devious brokers, and home owners who (you hope) are desperate to sell. Yes, it’s a challenge. But with the help of these easy to follow instructions, you can negotiate your way into unthinkable debt:\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 1. Decide you must buy a house because your […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,46,27,78,8,9,29,32],"tags":[196,195,193,197,192,191,198,194,190],"class_list":["post-10","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-humor","category-house-home-humor","category-how-to-humor","category-humor-columns","category-money-humor","category-real-estate-humor","category-self-help-humor","category-social-satire","tag-bank-humor","tag-broker-humor","tag-budget-humor","tag-finance-humor","tag-home-buying","tag-house-buying","tag-money-finance-humor","tag-mortgage-humor","tag-real-estate"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11377,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10\/revisions\/11377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.madkane.com\/humor_blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}