Limerick Ode To National Absurdity Day

Happy National Absurdity Day! (November 20)

Limerick Ode To National Absurdity Day
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Today you can get a free pass
To be zany — do things that lack class:
It’s Absurdity Day,
So go your own way—
Skip backwards, dance nude, kiss a bass.

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3 Responses to “Limerick Ode To National Absurdity Day”

  1. Fred Bortz says:

    The Republican Party declared
    That absurdity always is paired,
    Like Biden and me
    (RFK would make three)
    Whose birthday, Absurd Day, is shared.

  2. z. alexi says:

    Hope Fred Bortz got lotsa gifts, ca$h & hugs on 11/20.

  3. z. alexi says:

    How do I thank thee for Absurdity Day freedom? Lemme count the ways:
    1) We’ll skip between the sheets.
    2) We’ll dance under the porch.
    3) I’ll kiss a bass but not boss’ ass.
    4) We’ll rent a rainbow for a day.
    5) Will spread pistachio gelato onto my salmon.
    6) Will feed the mice between seductions [sedations?].