Comments on: Nutty Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 04:55:40 +0000

Thanks very much everyone for your fun limericks. This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is... Congratulations to the Limerick of the Week Winner, the Facebook Friends' Choice Award Winners and the Honorable Mention Winners: Limerick of the Week 86. But you can still have lots of limerick fun because a new Limerick-Off has just begun: Quotable Limerick.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:02:14 +0000

A man was a little bit nutso
From looking at Internet smut so.
“For Christmas,” said he,
“I’d like surfing hands-free.”
“A ha,” said his mother, “I thut so.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 15:01:08 +0000

A man was a bit of a nutter
For the flavor of genuine butter.
Though the board disallows
That the condo keeps cows,
His devotion to dairy is udder.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:59:59 +0000

A man was a little bit nutty
For a woman a little bit slutty,
And it always would vex him
That, ‘fore she would sex him,
She wanted to phone up a buddy.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 14:59:20 +0000

A man who was rather a nut
From a televised campaign ad glut,
When a cyclone was able
To cut off his cable,
Recovered his senses, somewhat.

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:54:25 +0000

When young Fitz really was nuts
And obsessed with what hung from his guts
But now sad to say
Old age had it’s way
And all that he’s got is numb nuts

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:50:32 +0000

One day feeling glum an old nut
Used advice that he got from a slut
Who had said, “Now don’t linger,
insert your long finger,
all the way into your butt”.

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:45:02 +0000

A well endowed lad a real nut
Grew on his prick a walnut
The fruit it did bear
Got lost in the hair
That surrounded his balls and his butt.

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 09:41:56 +0000

An Aussie whose rather a nut
Found a red ring on his gut
Scared of disease he prayed on his knees
But God said, “That’s lipstick you mutt”.

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 03 Nov 2012 07:23:24 +0000

A nympho who’s rather a nut
Has an itch in the slit next her butt
Each day a new mount
Until now we’ve lost count
Of the guys who’ve been riding the slut.