Comments on: Limerick Pose (Limerick-Off Monday)

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 07:33:32 +0000

Thanks Patti!

By: Patti

Patti — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 04:29:40 +0000

Good one, Mad!

A fellow is oft seen to pose
As a beacon, a leader who knows.
But alas, truth to be told,
All that glitters ain’t gold.
This emperor is absent his clothes.

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 04:19:22 +0000

Thanks so much everyone for your fun limericks. This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is... Congratulations to the Limerick of the Week Winner, the Facebook Friends' Choice Award Winner and the Honorable Mention Winners: Limerick of the Week 85. But you can still have lots of limerick fun because a new Limerick-Off has just begun: Nutty Limerick.

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 08:40:45 +0000

A contortionist guy struck this pose
Shagging his arse with his nose
At the same time the fool
Nibbled his tool
While stroking his balls with his toes

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 08:35:15 +0000

To the hooker they just had to pose
The question–Why she always dabbed at her nose
When asked, “Is it snot?”
She said,”Certainly not,
it’s just overflow I suppose”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 04:40:37 +0000

A philosopher thought he could pose
As the heir to the thought of Rousseau’s;
To admiring throngs,
He would say: “Plus ça change,
Mes amis, plus c’est la même chose.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 04:38:17 +0000

Some Democrats wanted to pose
As the One Percent’s populist foes,
Until revelations
That all their donations
Were siphoned from rich CEOs.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 04:37:08 +0000

Kim Kardashian’s eager to pose
For her likeness in Mme. Tussaud’s,
Whose supply closet lacks
The requisite wax
For her backside in tight-fitting clothes.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 04:36:00 +0000

A woman would frequently pose
In bikinis, corsets and maillots,
Thus keeping it spicy,
While knowing precisely
The bits that she wouldn’t expose.

By: Carolyn Henly

Carolyn Henly — Fri, 26 Oct 2012 22:15:24 +0000

Mitt Romney endeavors to pose
As someone who actually knows.
He tries to apprise
But his lies take the prize:
Therefore grows he Pinocchio’s nose.