Comments on: Limerick Feud (Limerick-Off Monday)

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 06:11:33 +0000

Thanks everyone. This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is... Congratulations to the Limerick of the Week Winner, the Facebook Friends' Choice Award Winner, and the Honorable Mention Winners! Limerick of the Week 83. But you can still have lots of limerick fun, for a new Limerick-Off has just begun: Refined Limerick.

By: Rachael

Rachael — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 23:27:49 +0000

A man was involved in a feud
Over the new ‘do his wife debuted.
His word choice was poor,
Now his bed’s on the floor
‘Til his sense of style’s less skewed.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:40:36 +0000

Bibi got into a feud
With Barack on account of Mahmoud:
“We must set a deadline,
As well as a redline
Beyond which the Persians are screwed.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:40:18 +0000

A street vendor started a feud
With his neighboring vendor, Abboud:
“To most, your felafel
Is smelling so awful,
They no want my Mexican food.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:39:47 +0000

The high school was wracked by a feud
Between chicks who both liked the same dude.
At such times, your teen girls
Will turn into mean girls,
Researchers are bound to conclude.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:39:11 +0000

A lady got into a feud
With a stylist she angrily sued:
“Though I paid the admission
For her to condition,
I only was set and shampooed.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:38:49 +0000

A man was involved in a feud
When his play was unkindly reviewed:
“The critics on Broadway
Have rather an odd way
With Shakespeare performed in the nude.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 03:38:29 +0000

A man was involved in a feud
With a rival he thought to be rude
For rolling of eyes
At all of the lies
To voters he sought to delude.

By: Tim James

Tim James — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 23:04:33 +0000

I got in a bit of a feud
When with exiting traffic I queued.
I moved over one lane
Which made someone insane.
I heard myself loudly “F.U.”ed.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Fri, 12 Oct 2012 13:03:56 +0000

Wry Biden engaged in a feud,
And smiled as Paul Ryan just stewed.
Staying happy and mellow,
He filleted this young fellow,
And showed of the two who was shrewd.