Comments on: Trying Your Hand At Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

By: madkane

madkane — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 04:28:07 +0000

LOL! Thanks to Gary and Don for your fun (albeit post-deadline) limericks.

By: Gary Bieber

Gary Bieber — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 16:50:50 +0000

A fellow was trying his hand
at winning a job truly grand

Chosen by Mitt
to replace if he quit

Lord help us
the guy loves Ayn Rand

By: Don Fitzpatrick

Don Fitzpatrick — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 17:14:54 +0000

An old fellow was trying his hand
Hoping flaccid old penis would stand
But twas useless you see
For at age 83
All the life had deserted that gland.

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 08:15:45 +0000

Thanks very much everyone for your fun limericks. This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is... Congratulations to the Limerick of the Week Winner, the Facebook Friends' Choice Award Winner, and the Honorable Mention Winners: Limerick of the Week 80. But you can still have lots limerick fun because a new Limerick-Off has just begun: Whiny Limerick.

By: Jamie Hutchinson

Jamie Hutchinson — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 03:51:48 +0000

A pharmacist trying his hand
At dealing in drugs that were banned
Thought, “Criminal? Nah!
I’m obeying the law—
The law of supply and demand.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 02:34:16 +0000

A fellow was trying his hand
At arranging a hot one-night stand.
Said the lady: “Reports are,
Your Calvin Klein shorts are,
At best, insufficiently manned.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 02:33:44 +0000

A fellow was trying his hand
At boosting consumer demand.
“As Chair of the Fed,
However,” he said,
“I’m feeling outgunned and outmanned.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:35:06 +0000

A fellow was trying his hand
At building a castle of sand.
There came a tsunami,
To which his dear Mommy
Said: “Things may not work out as planned.”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 01:33:40 +0000

A fellow was trying his hand
At how to be followed and fanned.
“It’s anyone’s guess,
He concluded, “Unless
There is something I don’t understand.”

By: Peter Ledingham

Peter Ledingham — Sun, 23 Sep 2012 00:40:02 +0000

A fellow was trying his hand
At winning the prize of the land
But when his privately held views
Began leading the news
The voters could not understand