Comments on: A Plateful Of Limericks (Limerick-Off Monday)

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 05:20:27 +0000

Thanks so much everyone for your fun limericks. This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is…

Congratulations to the Limerick of the Week winner and the Honorable Mention winners: Limerick of the Week 46.

But there’s still lots of limerick fun to be had. A new Limerick-Off has already begun: Leading With Limericks.

By: Konrad Schwoerke

Konrad Schwoerke — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 04:30:21 +0000

A prince with a very full plate
Was too harried to hunt for a mate.
“My best chance for romance
Is to hold a grand dance
And abandon myself to my fête.”

With a nod to Jim Delaney…for everything!

By: Colleen Murphy

Colleen Murphy — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:41:56 +0000

A gal with a very full plate
Went out on her very first date,
But with ten minutes gone
It was time to move on,
So she jilted her dumbfounded mate.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:36:59 +0000

A man with a very full plate
Of damsels in need, so they’d wait
To share their sweet honey,
While enjoying his money.
I guess it just comes down to bait.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:35:54 +0000

A man with a very full plate
Of skeletons in each debate,
Tried to run from his history,
And leave it a mystery.
Newt would rather just play act irate!

By: Madeleine

Madeleine — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 12:27:06 +0000

A gal with a very full plate
Spoke in tones that were very irate.
“This meal is too large
I will look like a barge”
Pray give half of this meal to my mate.

By: Johanna Richmond

Johanna Richmond — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 00:19:39 +0000

Bachman’s man has a very full plate,
What with legions of gays to set straight. . .
But his “pray away” swagger,
Suggests the old wagger
May have tried out the rear pearly gate.

By: Granny Smith

Granny Smith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:38:49 +0000

A guy with a very full plate
Of armor, oppressed by the weight
Said “My POOR horse is sagging,
And I think she is nagging:
‘Get back to the stable! It’s late!’ “

By: Granny Smith

Granny Smith — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 23:27:55 +0000

A gal with a very full plate
Of spaghetti to throw at her mate,
Though still filled with ire,
Took aim - didn’t fire!
“It’s a waste of good food concentrate!”

By: Gordon Richmond

Gordon Richmond — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 22:44:26 +0000

A gal with a very full plate
Was alarmed when she lost so much weight.
Misjudging the mission,
Her green obstetrician
Had erred when he set the launch date.