Comments on: Hidden Limerick (Limerick-Off Monday)

By: madkane

madkane — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 05:23:53 +0000

Thanks so much everyone for your fun limericks! This Limerick-Off is officially over. And the winner is…
You can find the winners list here: Limerick of the Week 45.

But don’t worry — you can still have fun writing limericks: A new Limerick-Off has already begun: A Plateful Of Limericks.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:16:44 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
The package he kept deep inside,
But that Lap Dance felt great,
So he suffered his fate,
With her slow grinding motions astride.

By: Johanna Richmond

Johanna Richmond — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 07:02:36 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
His nature (mean, callous and snide),
But it’s hard to shrug off
With a wink and a scoff
What he did to his number two bride.

So the newt did what Newt does so well:
Told his critics to all go to hell.
With a blood-thirsty base,
Best grow fangs to save face.
Can you hear Willard Romney’s death knell?

By: Johanna Richmond

Johanna Richmond — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 03:24:42 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
All the workers he’d laid off in stride:
“Heh,heh,heh…hold your wrath,
My good friend. Do the math!
Ten thousand’s chump change nationwide!”

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 02:04:23 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
As, deep undercover, he spied;
But a badly timed fart
Uncovered his part,
In the non-native tract it implied.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 01:45:56 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
His fondness for foods that are fried,
But his tales can’t be worth
Very much, when his girth
Tells a story that can’t be denied.

By: zongrik

zongrik — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 23:56:23 +0000

A gangsta was tryin’ to hide
The dirt he refused to provide
The cops tired to probe
Into his frontal lobe
But they couldn’t get through his darn pride

By: Gordon Richmond

Gordon Richmond — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 22:32:46 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
His “size” from the young, pretty bride,
But soon she’d discover,
Once under the cover,
She’s in for a very short ride.

By: nothingbutlimericks

nothingbutlimericks — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 18:28:35 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
The fact that he broke down and cried
He was too proud
To mention aloud
That a woman had wounded his pride

By: Mark Megson

Mark Megson — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 10:28:06 +0000

A fellow was trying to hide
The job for which he’d applied
Not the only sad grad
With a job that was bad
Cleaning toilets and flushing his pride