Potty-Mouthed Dolls — I’m Not Toying With You (Limerick)

Toys “R” Us seems to be selling some potty-mouthed dolls:

Pauline Davis bought some last minute presents for her grandchildren Christmas Eve, but when she brought three talking dolls back to her Oaklyn, N.J. home, she got a rude surprise.

The dolls giggle, coo, and then say something that sounds exactly like, “OK, crazy bitch.”

The three dolls called “You and Me Play and Giggle Triplets” are made just for the Toys “R” Us brand, and Toys “R” Us is sticking by its alleged potty-mouthed pixies.

Potty-Mouthed Dolls — I’m Not Toying With You (Limerick)
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Toys “R” Us has encountered a hitch
In its baby doll sales and it’s rich.
They should babble and burble,
But these dolls are verbal:
They exclaim loud and clear “Crazy Bitch.”

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2 Responses to “Potty-Mouthed Dolls — I’m Not Toying With You (Limerick)”

  1. brian says:

    ha do you remember a few years ago when they mixed the GI JOe voice boxes with the baby dolls…made for some interesting christmas mornings…

  2. madkane says:

    Ah yes, I do remember that. :)