Comments on: Vain Limerick http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/ Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, & Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com) Tue, 22 May 2012 16:54:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142814 madkane Wed, 02 Feb 2011 03:42:34 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142814 Thanks everyone for your comments and fun limericks. Please keep your verse coming! Thanks everyone for your comments and fun limericks. Please keep your verse coming!

]]> By: marit http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142803 marit Tue, 01 Feb 2011 18:07:31 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142803 bahahaha. I had to read this because of your comment on poet's united "I sure hope I didn't write this limerick in vain" - haha. This is smart. bahahaha. I had to read this because of your comment on poet’s united “I sure hope I didn’t write this limerick in vain” - haha. This is smart.

]]> By: deathsweep http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142801 deathsweep Tue, 01 Feb 2011 16:56:45 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142801 A man who was terribly vain thought he needed a spanking new name when faced with the change, paperwork so deranged, he decided to keep it the same A man who was terribly vain
thought he needed a spanking new name
when faced with the change,
paperwork so deranged,
he decided to keep it the same

]]> By: Hansi http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142800 Hansi Tue, 01 Feb 2011 14:43:28 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142800 A man who was terribly vain Was also clumsy; his name was Wayne. He fell off some lass While enjoying some ass And swore he'd never do it againe. A man who was terribly vain
Was also clumsy; his name was Wayne.
He fell off some lass
While enjoying some ass
And swore he’d never do it againe.

]]> By: Elizabeth Vallone http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142799 Elizabeth Vallone Tue, 01 Feb 2011 12:16:01 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142799 A man who was terribly vain Was forced to carry a cane His leg had been shot When he was stoned on some pot And swore never to smoke again A man who was terribly vain
Was forced to carry a cane
His leg had been shot
When he was stoned on some pot
And swore never to smoke again

]]> By: John http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142790 John Tue, 01 Feb 2011 04:39:54 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142790 A man who was terribly vain Had a rug for a mane The wind hard it blew My how that rug flew He now wears a hat for the shame. A man who was terribly vain
Had a rug for a mane
The wind hard it blew
My how that rug flew
He now wears a hat for the shame.

]]> By: Patrick http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142788 Patrick Tue, 01 Feb 2011 04:26:25 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142788 A man who was terribly vain was equally just as insane. He's quite loonie-toonie, thinks himself George Cloony when he ain't even suave as John Wayne. Liked the nod to Carly Simon How not when you're rhymin'? But is "You're so vain" as clever as Mad Kane? If 'no' you say, then I'm in. A man who was terribly vain
was equally just as insane.
He’s quite loonie-toonie,
thinks himself George Cloony
when he ain’t even suave as John Wayne.

Liked the nod to Carly Simon
How not when you’re rhymin’?
But is “You’re so vain”
as clever as Mad Kane?
If ‘no’ you say, then I’m in.

]]> By: Dr. Goose http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142787 Dr. Goose Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:55:59 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142787 A man who was terribly vain Carried on, with his wife on the wane, With his new lady love, Who made videos of His failed presidential campaign. A man who was terribly vain
Carried on, with his wife on the wane,
With his new lady love,
Who made videos of
His failed presidential campaign.

]]> By: Steve Vitoff http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142786 Steve Vitoff Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:14:17 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142786 A man who was terribly vain Would steadily sing this refrain: “I look so damn good I think that I should Peek into my mirror again!” A man who was terribly vain
Would steadily sing this refrain:
“I look so damn good
I think that I should
Peek into my mirror again!”

]]> By: Steve Vitoff http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2011/01/30/vanity-limerick/comment-page-1/#comment-142785 Steve Vitoff Tue, 01 Feb 2011 03:08:40 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=4356#comment-142785 A man who was terribly vain Would never come in from the rain When his friends asked him why He would utter a sigh "I look good when I'm wet," he'd explain A man who was terribly vain
Would never come in from the rain
When his friends asked him why
He would utter a sigh
“I look good when I’m wet,” he’d explain

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