Comments on: Drunken Limerick http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/ Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, & Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com) Tue, 22 May 2012 16:51:49 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Steve Nance http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140433 Steve Nance Wed, 17 Nov 2010 19:05:21 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140433 Well, the fellow was drunk and lacked smarts, But his lawyer -- well, he knew his arts. In the suit that he filed, Queried he, "Why's that child In a bar with some drunks playing darts?" Well, the fellow was drunk and lacked smarts,
But his lawyer — well, he knew his arts.
In the suit that he filed,
Queried he, “Why’s that child
In a bar with some drunks playing darts?”

]]> By: Jim Welsh http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140343 Jim Welsh Tue, 16 Nov 2010 08:22:12 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140343 A man who was drunk and lacked smarts didn't much care for darts so he left the bar and got in his car he cried in his beer and mourned his loss which was the passing of his uncle, Uncle Art A man who was drunk and lacked smarts
didn’t much care for darts
so he left the bar and got in his car
he cried in his beer and mourned his loss which was the passing of his uncle, Uncle Art

]]> By: Edward http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140270 Edward Sun, 14 Nov 2010 13:45:02 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140270 A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts Fell in with mischievous tarts Who bamboozled the guy Into unzipping his fly Then poured hot sauce on his tender parts. A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts
Fell in with mischievous tarts
Who bamboozled the guy
Into unzipping his fly
Then poured hot sauce on his tender parts.

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140192 madkane Fri, 12 Nov 2010 19:53:36 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140192 What a fun selection of limericks. Thanks! And I'm looking forward to more. What a fun selection of limericks. Thanks! And I’m looking forward to more.

]]> By: Dr. Goose http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140167 Dr. Goose Fri, 12 Nov 2010 04:58:25 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140167 A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts Could still prove a point of Descartes': "Though I'm tipsy and dumb, 'Cogito ergo sum,' And my sum counts for less than my parts." A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts
Could still prove a point of Descartes’:
“Though I’m tipsy and dumb,
‘Cogito ergo sum,’
And my sum counts for less than my parts.”

]]> By: Thomas Auzinger http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140165 Thomas Auzinger Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:41:57 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140165 A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts Started his poems with farts Though most of the time They resisted to rhyme He never gave up on his flatulent arts. A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts
Started his poems with farts
Though most of the time
They resisted to rhyme
He never gave up on his flatulent arts.

]]> By: Johanna Richmond http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140164 Johanna Richmond Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:33:56 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140164 A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts Feared he'd misplaced a few of his parts So he lowered his drawers, Got down on all fours And fondled his newfound sweethearts. A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts
Feared he’d misplaced a few of his parts
So he lowered his drawers,
Got down on all fours
And fondled his newfound sweethearts.

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140163 madkane Fri, 12 Nov 2010 01:25:01 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140163 These are great fun! Thanks, and please keep them coming. These are great fun! Thanks, and please keep them coming.

]]> By: Audrey Regan http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140161 Audrey Regan Fri, 12 Nov 2010 00:39:37 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140161 A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts Fell into the sea at St. Barts A small fish named Rose Now lives in his nose While hungry things feast on his parts These creatures are thankful alright Just ask the piranha named Wight The guy was well-pickled The fish are just tickled They nibble then party all night A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts
Fell into the sea at St. Barts
A small fish named Rose
Now lives in his nose
While hungry things feast on his parts

These creatures are thankful alright
Just ask the piranha named Wight
The guy was well-pickled
The fish are just tickled
They nibble then party all night

]]> By: Audrey Regan http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/11/11/drinking-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-140157 Audrey Regan Thu, 11 Nov 2010 22:01:13 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2932#comment-140157 A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts Doctored records, photos and charts It all seemed so convincing Yet the sane folks were wincing This is how a bloody war starts A guy who was drunk and lacked smarts
Doctored records, photos and charts
It all seemed so convincing
Yet the sane folks were wincing
This is how a bloody war starts

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