Comments on: Caffeinated Limerick

By: Anne

Anne — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 17:44:19 +0000

There once was a fellow who loved his caffeine
To drink @ his computer he was keen.
Then one day into the keys the brown liquid spilled
Well, you’d think his mother had just been killed!
He emitted loud screeches and karate kicks that made ruble of that machine.

By: Anne

Anne — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 17:36:30 +0000

There once was a fellow who loved his caffeine
You’d see him @ Starbucks in between
His jaunts to Peets, Tullys and Caribou
Where everyday he’d be the one who
Sat at the window exuding a mud colored sheen.

By: Deb Bixler, Healthy Food Chef

Deb Bixler, Healthy Food Chef — Thu, 30 Sep 2010 20:14:24 +0000

There was a lady who loves her caffeine
So much so it always fills her canteen
She swears it keeps her awake
So much so that she started to shake
And now spends to much time in the latrine!

By: Little Johnny

Little Johnny — Tue, 21 Sep 2010 12:23:30 +0000

This is really a cool blog!! Kudos. My blog tries to despell the rumors about Little Johnny jokes so here’s a stab at a Limmerick re: Little Johnny

There’s a fellow who loves his caffeine
The “kids” stories said he was MEAN
But he was just Little Johnny
And really kind of funny
The last known joke says he was thirteen

fun blog. thanks

By: Lilibeth

Lilibeth — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 23:01:10 +0000

There’s a fellow who loves his caffeine
And his handy espresso machine
He blames, with conviction,
His mother’s addiction
And claims he’s inherited the gene.

By: Lilibeth

Lilibeth — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 22:29:51 +0000

There’s a fellow who loves his caffeine
And his handy expresso machine
He blames, with conviction,
His mother’s addiction
and claims he’s inherited the gene.

By: madkane

madkane — Tue, 07 Sep 2010 05:25:07 +0000

Oh good — more fun limericks. Thanks everyone!

By: DS

DS — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 12:56:19 +0000

There’s a fellow who loves his caffeine
his days can not begin or convene
till he feels that first volt
he sure loves the jolt
that he’s been giving himself since thirteen!

Good to see you!

By: k bhattacharya

k bhattacharya — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 04:08:25 +0000

There’s a fellow who loves his caffeine-
And as he sips it he loves to preen
Next he would stand on his toes
Sneeze twice and blow his nose
Rather loud, because the cops always arrive on the scene!

By: amanda

amanda — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 23:20:23 +0000

There’s a fellow who loves his caffeine.
Straight up without any cream
With sugar… or not
Drink it cold sip it hot
Free Starbucks was only a dream