Comments on: Hot Crossed Limerick (Updated)

By: Othersideblue

Othersideblue — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 00:55:11 +0000

A man who was known for his buns

sent his fellow man to other countries

crossed over green grasses and lawns

sold his product overseas

all around the world

to people, mothers and sons!

By: Vinnie Falcone

Vinnie Falcone — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 02:19:00 +0000

Uh man dat wuz known fa his buns
Asked fa help fum brot thievin’ Huns.
I said “You cood break deir leg
or fa deir lives, make dem beg
Itsa cinch, ya just need some hand guns.”

By: Helen Jacobs

Helen Jacobs — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:40:21 +0000

A man who was known for his buns
Sought help ‘gainst girls groping for fun.
Called a friend in Nic’ragua
Who sent him tap agua.
Which he drank, thus inducing the runs.

By: Linkmeister

Linkmeister — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:25:08 +0000

A man who was known for his buns
Was also noted for puns
When his friends groaned and muttered
He left his doors shuttered
And said “keep yapping; I’ve got tons!”

By: maryt/theteach

maryt/theteach — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 22:15:43 +0000

A man who was known for his buns
Ate so many he developed the runs
He thought lard was to blame
To butter he changed
Now, no matter, no BM comes.

By: madkane

madkane — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:16:50 +0000

What a fun selection of limericks. Please keep them coming. And Neal, you’re certainly prolific today. :)

If anyone wants to be on my Limerick-Off first line announcement list, please send me an email. (Low volume email list — one or two messages per week.)

Thanks!

By: Neal P

Neal P — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:19:52 +0000

A man who was known for his buns
often slept nude in the sun
His beautiful torso
was made even more so
baked at high heat until done

By: Neal P

Neal P — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:18:30 +0000

(More flattery. This one riffs on Peter’s nun image.)

A man who was known for his buns
caught his dad in a bed with some nuns
Their eyes drifting nether
the sisters chose whether
they favored the Father or Son

By: Neal P

Neal P — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 16:17:15 +0000

(Flattery. This one owes everything to Mark’s earlier entry)

A man who was known for his buns
had a friend with incredible guns
He’d playfully tease’m
til finally she’d seize him
and received her comeuppance when done

By: Rinkly Rimes

Rinkly Rimes — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 08:12:12 +0000

A man who was known for his buns,
Declared ‘I know everyone shuns
A rear like a blob!
It cannot do its job!
They must come in twos and not ones!’