Comments on: Bad News Limerick

By: Cynthia Boggs

Cynthia Boggs — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 06:28:19 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
By her lifestyle, breaking taboos.
Her diary was brimming (with)
Tales of hot men(/women)
She’s still a hit - some folks can’t lose!

By: Steve Vitoff

Steve Vitoff — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:15:52 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
For wearing the wrong kind of shoes
Instead of erotical
They looked quaintly nautical
Like two uninspired canoes

By: Steve Vitoff

Steve Vitoff — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 10:15:23 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
For habits no one could excuse
Backstage she’d demand
M&M’s for her band
….But only the yellows and blues

By: madkane

madkane — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 02:16:16 +0000

Oh good — more fun limericks! Thanks … and please keep them coming.

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:46:53 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
And condemned from the pulpits and pews,
Her show was suspended,
On Facebook de-”friended,”
But on MySpace she doubled her “views.”

By: Barbara in VA

Barbara in VA — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 18:47:14 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
For taking her pills with her booze
She continued to drive
Never passing a dive
And she’s now driving out at The Mews

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:38:42 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
for owning thousands of shoes
which gave her pleasure
and a shopping treasure
she vowed that she never would lose.

By: Elisson

Elisson — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 16:38:04 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
For excesses with pills and with bews.
She’ll go out on the morrow
And assuage her sorrow
By buying a boatload of shews.

By: robert basler

robert basler — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 14:01:03 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news,
For canceling too many shews
“Shut up!” said the diva,
“I’ve got a high fevah!
“And a lawyer who constantly sues!”

By: Robin Stojanov

Robin Stojanov — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 13:36:41 +0000

A diva was slammed in the news
for overindulging in booze
Then shaving her head
Like a hick, interbred
While revealing her misspelt tattoos.