Comments on: High-Tech Limerick

By: Helen Jacobs

Helen Jacobs — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 02:37:23 +0000

A woman who hated high tech
Hired a nerd - a real pain in the neck
Zits on face, oily hair,
Whiny voice, Gummy Bears?!!!
She said “F*^k this, I’m moving to Phuket.”

By: Steve Vitoff

Steve Vitoff — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 03:04:00 +0000

A woman who hated high tech
Was craving a hot beef on weck
Order online? No way!
She called in to say,
“Send the next one that you’ve got on deck!”

By: Vinnie Falcone

Vinnie Falcone — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:10:19 +0000

By da way, da same t’ing happened ta my cousin Guido, but he’s more uv uh thick neck, if ya no wot I mean.

By: Vinnie Falcone

Vinnie Falcone — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 02:07:13 +0000

Uh dame what hated hi tech
Married uh rich pencil neck
Geek who kept his money
Hid ‘way from his honey.
She d’vorced him, took evry kopek.

By: Sally Franz

Sally Franz — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 17:15:35 +0000

A woman who hated high tech
Belonged to a peculiar sect
They met face to face
Each week the same place
The talked to each other sans the text.

By: kanchan bhattacharya

kanchan bhattacharya — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:28:07 +0000

A woman who hated high tech
Was subjected to a robotic peck
That caused her to think
Even as she was turning pink
That tech is not all bad, what the heck!

By: Bill Tammeus

Bill Tammeus — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 15:02:22 +0000

A woman who hated high tech
set her e-mail to always reject
invitations to rhyme
on blogs dumb or sublime
using the rubric of limerick.

By: Dora Filis

Dora Filis — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 13:09:06 +0000

A women who hated high tech
Threw her blackberry at the company exec
When they told her to leave
She was really quite pleased
Laughing away, she paused a moment to say
I’m done being a high tech exec

By: Rob Hood

Rob Hood — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 11:09:59 +0000

A woman who hated high tech
Hired a geek to be her exec
She never had a clue
That her business was askew
Till she bounce many a check

By: Vivek Banerjee

Vivek Banerjee — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 08:16:54 +0000

There was a women who hated high tech,
Using the laptop made her a mental wreck.
Said she, son of a gun
Computers are no fun
I’ll use pen and paper, what the heck.