Comments on: Facebook Straits (Updated — The Saga Continues)

By: Sally Franz

Sally Franz — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 00:03:31 +0000

A lass over forty didn’t text
It seemed a useless hex
Where is the fun
Of numbing your thumbs
is sending smoke signals next?

By: Concetta Patrase

Concetta Patrase — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 03:30:06 +0000

“It appears that you don’t know your biz.” Madeleine, THAT right there will get you banned for life. The pencil necks have no sense of humor. BTW, I’ve never texted on my cell either.

By: madkane

madkane — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:44:59 +0000

Thanks for your limericks everyone. You’re making me feel much better!

And Jesse, this incident happened before I wrote my breast leering limerick

By: amanda

amanda — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 19:01:40 +0000

Can they really do that Crap!
Dear FaceBook Big Brother I smell
How controlling you are I can tell
With a flick of your finger
My page did not Linger
And so you can all go to H@$&

Don’t worry I won’t post this one on FB!

By: Daisy Mae

Daisy Mae — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 17:28:33 +0000

Well, for OBVIOUS reasons, I LOVE the last line of your first stanza!
In response to your annoying misadventure, I’ll attempt a supportive verse- (and am glad you got it worked out–It would barely be worth logging on if I couldn’t get my frequent dose of your humor!)

Facebook’s a blessing and curse
The high note is Mad Kane’s quick verse
But beware the abyss
For your time spent amiss
Is permanently gone- it’s perverse!

By: Jesse Levy

Jesse Levy — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 16:36:49 +0000

Is this all because you limericked about breasts, I wonder? Anyway, here’s one:

Facebook’s becoming a pain
It’s really a terrible drain
On my time and my nerves
With it’s loopholes and curves
You’d think I’d do more with my brain.

By: Elisson

Elisson — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 15:53:21 +0000

Beware the Identity Thief:
He’ll give you a world of grief
He will drain your account
Of its last good amount
And then he will quietly “leaf.”