Comments on: Dotty Men

By: Evan Griffin

Evan Griffin — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 03:29:37 +0000

A man in a polka dot tie,
Caused a lot of people to stare.
But little did they know,
It was made from old underwear.

By: Steve T

Steve T — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 17:21:26 +0000

A man in a polka dot tie
Had never been caught in a lie,
Now Congress is hoppin’
His power they’re stoppin’
He said, “What a good boy am I”.

By: Brion Emde

Brion Emde — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 01:06:10 +0000

A guy in a polka dot tie
A smart international spy
Found his get-up was lame
It was always the same
And soon it was his time to die

By: Vinnie Falcone

Vinnie Falcone — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:00:47 +0000

A man in uh poker dot tie
Got his ass kicked each time he’d try
Ta leave his house wearin’ like dat
Freakin’ ridicalous cravat.
When dey quit kickin’, dey punched his eye.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 14:27:22 +0000

A guy in a polka dot tie,
Smelled baked goods and uttered a sigh.
Although already wide,
Putting diet aside,
It was time for a nice slice of pie.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 06:25:00 +0000

A man in a polka dot tie
Was trying real hard to get by
That he felt so much pain
When the tie got all stained
Cause another he’s unable to buy.

By: Debby

Debby — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:36:42 +0000

A guy in a polka dot tie
In a restaurant saw a huge fly
He just couldn’t stand it
when near food it landed
His polka now dots its smushed eye!

By: Steve Bumgarner

Steve Bumgarner — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 03:26:26 +0000

A guy in a polka-dot tie
Thought he’d give selling used cars a try.
The lot sold ‘bikes, cars and trucks.
But buyers all said “This SUCKS!!!”
So he gave up, went home, got high.

By: Vivek Banerjee

Vivek Banerjee — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 02:36:41 +0000

A guy in a polka dot tie,
Sat on the road and started to cry.
‘Cause his wifey had run away
With the handyman that very day
As he sobbed he wondered why?

By: madkane

madkane — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 19:43:39 +0000

Wow! This line certainly has your limerick juices flowing! Thanks for kind words and your fun limericks and please keep those limericks coming!