Comments on: Educational Limerick

By: Vinnie Falcone

Vinnie Falcone — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 21:30:52 +0000

A dame wit’ sev’ral of de grease-
Balls fum da hood, collected mob fees.
D’ey’d drive ta da vict’s hovel,
Make him beg, plead an’ grovel,
Den da thugs wood work ovuh his knees.

By: Cynthia Boggs

Cynthia Boggs — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:41:11 +0000

A woman with sev’ral degrees
In post doc ornithologies
From a grand school back east
Found no job, but at least
The girl knew her tits from towhees.

By: Steve Bumgarner

Steve Bumgarner — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 01:54:17 +0000

A woman with sev’ral degrees
of difficulty seeing her knees.
It was not ’cause she’s fat. No,
it’s just that she has a so
MAGNIFICENT rack of boobies!

By: Neal P

Neal P — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 00:19:21 +0000

A woman with several degrees
was told to desist and to cease
Her life had grown hectic,
it made her dyslexic
So she minded her q’s and her p’s

By: Sally Franz

Sally Franz — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:55:12 +0000

A woman with several degrees
Gave lectures that always teased
She ranted from the dais
Preaching random chaos,
String theory, and whatever she pleased.

By: Debby

Debby — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:27:43 +0000

A woman with several degrees
(By John Guare that would be 2×3)
Thought she knew Kevin Bacon
But she was mistaken
‘Twas her friend’s aunt’s cousin, Dom Deluise

http://www.sixdegrees.org (Kevin Bacon’s wonderful site- help improve our world!)

By: Rethabile

Rethabile — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:25:46 +0000

A woman with sev’ral degrees
was lost among the thick, black trees;
so when the sun soon
gave way to the moon,
she curs’d and curs’d the fuckin’ monkeys.

By: K Bhattacharya

K Bhattacharya — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:41:06 +0000

Limericks To A Woman of Pe-Degree!

A woman with several degrees
Was often seen feeling trees
Her chain saw
Was the ultimate law
For the blade was lubed with silicon carbide grease

A woman with several degrees
Was used to killing sedated fleas
That sat upon her nose
As the story goes
After they were stung by her favorite bees

A woman with several degrees
Spoke thirty languages with remarkable ease
But her waterloo is verbs-declension
Has caused her considerable tension
Whenever she tries to speak English- it is a freeze!

A woman with several degrees
Focused on jerky giraffe knees
For she could make the animal
Dance with suggestions subliminal
To each sax tune from Kenny G’s!

By: madkane

madkane — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 04:03:15 +0000

What a delightful group of limericks featuring a high … uh … degree of wit. Thanks everyone, and please keep them coming!

By: Dr. Goose

Dr. Goose — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 03:53:45 +0000

A woman with several degrees
Needed lowbrow and highbrow CVs;
On the first one she’d stress
Her accounting BS,
On the other - her six PhDs.