Comments on: Lame Limerick

By: Jingle

Jingle — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 22:55:59 +0000

a story,
a poem,
together,
a limerick,
what smart and beautiful combination!
;)

By: naquillity

naquillity — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 17:44:36 +0000

hello Mad Kane~ you made a nice limerick with your line above. here’s mine… hope all is well.

a guy with his foot in a cast
stopped for a drink at last.
his ex wife there to greet
with a laugh not so discreet
was kicked and left aghast.

By: Elisson

Elisson — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 11:09:35 +0000

A guy with his foot in a cast
Rode a time machine into the past
When he fell off the roof.
By undoing his goof,
He returned home uncasted at last.

By: madkane

madkane — Sat, 17 Jul 2010 04:19:22 +0000

Thanks everyone. These are great fun. And Jeff, I think you meant to post this on my other blog’s Vitter post.

By: Jeff

Jeff — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:46:55 +0000

David Vitter has told us his view
As always, he hasn’t a clue
Those who doubt Barack’s birth
Are the dumbest on earth
But then I’m not saying anything new.

By: Steve Nance

Steve Nance — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:43:55 +0000

A guy with his foot in a cast
Thought his ball-playing days in the past.
But with his foot hard and thicker
They made him a kicker;
At field goals he reigned unsurpassed.

By: Ricky Pursley

Ricky Pursley — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 01:48:06 +0000

A guy with his foot in a cast
Sat down for a gourmet repast;
When later, his lover,
Sought him under cover,
She discovered he was really gassed.

By: Nessa

Nessa — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:31:14 +0000

A guy with his foot in a cast
got it caught in the line of a mast
they called him a wimp
waving around his limp
while they shot him with cannon blast.

By: Steve Bumgarner

Steve Bumgarner — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 19:09:55 +0000

A guy with his foot in a cast
R’joiced o’re Doc’s order - “Bedfast”
He’d oft jog before dinner
And though this made him thinner
His true d’votion to running? Half-assed.

By: Mark Kane

Mark Kane — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:16:53 +0000

A guy with his foot in a cast
Asked his mate to raise up his low mast.
She cranked for good measure
And tendered much pleasure.
Now if only the captain could last.