Comments on: Unassailable Logic

By: Steve Nance

Steve Nance — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 03:00:13 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
Was of course much disdained by her peers
Her envious cohort
Made her temper grow so short
She bagged all their beaus just for beers

By: Peter Metrinko

Peter Metrinko — Sun, 11 Jul 2010 13:27:43 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
Alas, never drew the men’s leers
She was peaches and creamy
And her figure was dreamy
But she bought all her outfits at Sears

By: Cynthia Boggs

Cynthia Boggs — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:47:08 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
Claimed her secret was daily kefirs.
Though intolerant to lactose
I ate twenty of those. And
I bloated like concentric spheres.

By: Vibrators

Vibrators — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 19:35:38 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
Than any of her old childhood peers
Her main reason to reveal
Was a deal with the lucifer
She’ll see hell when she smoke crystal clear

By: C. Bosco

C. Bosco — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 11:48:37 +0000

Impermeable Paradox

A girl who looked young for her years,
of stillness had a myriad fears,
so with a logical grace
infinitely divided up space,
but halted in paradoxical tears.

By: Debby S (Daisy Mae)

Debby S (Daisy Mae) — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 03:56:16 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
(Plastic surgery her chosen career)
Said “A stitch in time
Saves years—at least nine!
Check me out. I’m a great marketeer!”

By: Dadfive

Dadfive — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 05:01:59 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years,
Sat in the terminal drowning in tears.
I asked what had happened,
And she said, “I was nappin’
Now my bags have flown to Algiers!”

By: Ann Milk

Ann Milk — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 02:49:42 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
Taut from knife, scalpel, and shears
WIth Botox’d fat lips
And Lipo’d round hips
Perky boobies point to her ears

By: Veralynne

Veralynne — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:21:09 +0000

A gal who looked young for her years
Had had a reset on her aging gears
But, like when buying a car,
Inspecting fiance saw a scar,
Too much mileage and wear were his fears. … See More

He hated to dump her and run
She had been a whole lot of fun
So he put off the wedding
Til he’d had enough bedding
Then he rode into the setting sun.

The “gal” learned a lesson that day
“Be yourself” or a price you will pay
Love’s always an inside game
If you want to change your name
“Go natural” is the wisest play.

By: Fr Serafim Gascoigne

Fr Serafim Gascoigne — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 18:16:25 +0000

A gal that looked young for her years
attributed it to the number of beers
that she gave to her suiters
who thought she looked cuter
than the actual number of years.