Comments on: Vive Vuvuzelas? Please, No!

By: The Good Greatsby

The Good Greatsby — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 16:18:41 +0000

This almost ruined the World Cup for me. I got used to it after a few games, but I wondered what thrill those fans were getting by blowing those horns the entire game and creating that constant droning blare.

By: Mrs4444

Mrs4444 — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 05:33:11 +0000

When in San FRancisco last week, we snapped a photo of a license plate holder that read: “My other car is a vulva.” LOLOLOL! Sorry, but the name of this post reminded me of that, and since you’re a humorist, I figured you’d enjoy it. :)

By: Deb Bixler

Deb Bixler — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 18:16:16 +0000

Great limerick. I did not even attempt to watch after the first 5 minutes of annoyance. To much stress. I am putting this article in the Best Blog Review Blog Carnival.

By: Patrice of the ManyCats

Patrice of the ManyCats — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:32:21 +0000

Not again, oh no, not vuvuzelas
I shuddered: pure sound from he**! Was
That my ears that fell off
From the resounding cough
Of the bellows blown by those young fellas?!

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 02:34:36 +0000

I watched…and heard Brazil beat North Korea, 2 to 1. This is my limerick interpetation

Listen to bagpipes loud droning
add in some dying pigs groaning
multiply that by ten
and triple again,
that’s vuvuzela’s sound your cloning.

By: Linkmeister

Linkmeister — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 01:35:17 +0000

Have you heard the vuvuzela?
The thing sounds like the Acela
It drones and it bleats
The sound is no treat
The fan, he is no happy fella

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 00:46:20 +0000

Attempting to watch World Cup soccer?
Then you heard the worst screech mocker,
this obnoxious noise gripe
makes pleasant, a bagpipe
and calls for a well placed cow shocker

By: Jesse Levy

Jesse Levy — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:41:02 +0000

Must they give these vuvuzelas such a toot?
These noisy things are not so cute
they sound so damn loud
and I’m not too proud
To push the remote button that says Mute.

By: Steve Bumgarner

Steve Bumgarner — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 22:16:04 +0000

I understand the players on the field must be within 10 feet of each other to be able to communicate instructions. Kinda lack bein’ in tha pits at uh Sprint Cup race in Bristol, yanowotImean?. (LOOOOOOOOOUD!!!!!) Imagine traveling half way around the world to see the game you love with all your heart, paying exhorbitant prices for tickets, room, food, you name it and have to sit directly in front of one of these vuvu-yahoos. I’ve pissed away a lot of money in my day, but never anything like going to SA for the World Cup.