Comments on: Limerick Affairs http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/ Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, & Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com) Mon, 21 May 2012 14:45:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: Swisstoons http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134236 Swisstoons Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:06:04 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134236 A fellow who had an affair Told his wife one night on a dare 'Fessed up he'd been sinning Yet he couldn't stop grinning As she yanked out all of his hair A fellow who had an affair
Told his wife one night on a dare
‘Fessed up he’d been sinning
Yet he couldn’t stop grinning
As she yanked out all of his hair

]]> By: Linda - Nickers and Ink http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134159 Linda - Nickers and Ink Tue, 15 Jun 2010 23:28:01 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134159 <a href="http://nickersandinkblog.blogspot.com/2010/06/hunting-season.html" rel="nofollow">HUNTING SEASON – HIGH CALIBER WOMAN</a> HUNTING SEASON – HIGH CALIBER WOMAN

]]> By: Steve Vitoff http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134106 Steve Vitoff Sun, 13 Jun 2010 15:23:28 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134106 A fellow who had an affair Went walking in Washington Square Felt like a louse Bumped into his spouse So they patched it all up then and there... A fellow who had an affair Felt guilty for having gone there So he fell to his knees Crying, “Please, wifey, please… It’s you for whom I really care!” A fellow who had an affair Hung out at the Folies Bergère His wife wandered in Accused him of sin Then flew home to her ma in Eau Claire A fellow who had an affair
Went walking in Washington Square
Felt like a louse
Bumped into his spouse
So they patched it all up then and there…

A fellow who had an affair
Felt guilty for having gone there
So he fell to his knees
Crying, “Please, wifey, please…
It’s you for whom I really care!”

A fellow who had an affair
Hung out at the Folies Bergère
His wife wandered in
Accused him of sin
Then flew home to her ma in Eau Claire

]]> By: Lynn http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134099 Lynn Sun, 13 Jun 2010 05:42:25 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134099 A fellow who had an affair Tried to softly sneak up the stair, But the third one, it squeaked; So his secret was leaked; For his wife was waiting up there. A fellow who had an affair
Tried to softly sneak up the stair,
But the third one, it squeaked;
So his secret was leaked;
For his wife was waiting up there.

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134096 madkane Sun, 13 Jun 2010 03:52:19 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134096 Oh good! More limericks. Thanks! Oh good! More limericks. Thanks!

]]> By: Gerald Bosacker http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134071 Gerald Bosacker Sat, 12 Jun 2010 01:17:18 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134071 A fellow who had an affair saw bright rainbows in sunny air until his mad wife threatened his life and now, he no longer goes there. A fellow who had an affair
saw bright rainbows in sunny air
until his mad wife
threatened his life
and now, he no longer goes there.

]]> By: Jesse Levy http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134070 Jesse Levy Sat, 12 Jun 2010 00:08:07 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134070 A fellow who had an affair Blamed a long game of Truth or Dare His wife didn't mind Cause she told him, "You'll find last night on your pillow I put Nair." A fellow who had an affair
Blamed a long game of Truth or Dare
His wife didn’t mind
Cause she told him, “You’ll find
last night on your pillow I put Nair.”

]]> By: Mark Kane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134062 Mark Kane Fri, 11 Jun 2010 13:10:07 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134062 A fellow who had an affair, Did his romping with nary a fear. Until that night, out driving, Wife spied them both grinding, With headlights and him now the deer. A fellow who had an affair,
Did his romping with nary a fear.
Until that night, out driving,
Wife spied them both grinding,
With headlights and him now the deer.

]]> By: Patrice of the ManyCats http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134052 Patrice of the ManyCats Fri, 11 Jun 2010 10:06:56 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134052 A fellow who had an affair Spent his funds on fine silk underwear His eyes were a'glisten Pled, "Ann, will you not listen? Those are mine! I prefer you be bare..." A fellow who had an affair
Spent his funds on fine silk underwear
His eyes were a’glisten
Pled, “Ann, will you not listen?
Those are mine! I prefer you be bare…”

]]> By: Patrice of the ManyCats http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/06/10/cheating-spouse-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134051 Patrice of the ManyCats Fri, 11 Jun 2010 09:42:50 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2482#comment-134051 A fellow who had an affair Thought himself to be quite debonair 'Til the day the bell rang; "Fresh towels, sir!" the maid sang: Caught thereby with his a** in the air. A fellow who had an affair
Thought himself to be quite debonair
‘Til the day the bell rang;
“Fresh towels, sir!” the maid sang:
Caught thereby with his a** in the air.

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