http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/25/felony-humor/ Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, & Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com) Mon, 21 May 2012 14:37:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/25/felony-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-134037 Lurker Fri, 11 Jun 2010 04:13:03 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=597#comment-134037 An elderly woman named Ellen Met her beau in a bar, now they're jellin' They'd take cash from old ladies Steal a friend's new mercedes A bad seed, but there's no way of tellin' An elderly woman named Ellen
Met her beau in a bar, now they’re jellin’
They’d take cash from old ladies
Steal a friend’s new mercedes
A bad seed, but there’s no way of tellin’

]]> http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/25/felony-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133698 Rob Hood Wed, 26 May 2010 01:23:18 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=597#comment-133698 An elderly woman named Ellen Wanted to circle the world like Magellan But she was too old And not enough bold To pay what the tourist agent was sellen! An elderly woman named Ellen
Wanted to circle the world
like Magellan
But she was too old
And not enough bold
To pay what the tourist
agent was sellen!

]]> http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/25/felony-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133694 Jesse Levy Tue, 25 May 2010 22:13:29 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=597#comment-133694 An elderly woman named Ellen Was known for her very loud yellin' A vendor on the street Thought her voice couldn't be beat Now her yellin' is used for his sellin' An elderly woman named Ellen
Was known for her very loud yellin’
A vendor on the street
Thought her voice couldn’t be beat
Now her yellin’ is used for his sellin’

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