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Felonious Verse

Felonious Verse
By Madeleine Begun Kane

An elderly woman named Ellen
Was suspected of being a felon.
So what was her loot?
Some boots and a suit.
In prison dear Ellen’s now dwellin’.

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3 Responses to “Felonious Verse”

  1. Jesse Levy says:
    May 25, 2010 at 6:13 pm

    An elderly woman named Ellen
    Was known for her very loud yellin’
    A vendor on the street
    Thought her voice couldn’t be beat
    Now her yellin’ is used for his sellin’

  2. Rob Hood says:
    May 25, 2010 at 9:23 pm

    An elderly woman named Ellen
    Wanted to circle the world
    like Magellan
    But she was too old
    And not enough bold
    To pay what the tourist
    agent was sellen!

  3. Lurker says:
    June 11, 2010 at 12:13 am

    An elderly woman named Ellen
    Met her beau in a bar, now they’re jellin’
    They’d take cash from old ladies
    Steal a friend’s new mercedes
    A bad seed, but there’s no way of tellin’