Comments on: Nerdy Limerick

By: Marie York

Marie York — Sat, 30 Oct 2010 05:48:14 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke,
had feet that were rather unique…
Two of his toes
pointed up at his nose
and he still ran 7 days a week…

But Zeke was my golden retriever
he was as good as “Leave-it-to Beaver”.
Although he was fast
as the cars he would pass,
he couldn’t catch “Cat-scratch Fever”

By: Online Accredited Degrees

Online Accredited Degrees — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 05:47:03 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke
Studied for his management test all week
The last test he miserably failed
A desperate plea to his professor he mailed
His future plans looking bleak!

By: Lurker

Lurker — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 04:36:13 +0000

A hardworking fellow named Zeke
Java script is his hobby all week
Wrote a webpage for his dog
Twitter, Facebook and a blog
Even his online friends know he’s a freak

By: Swisstoons

Swisstoons — Fri, 28 May 2010 01:46:12 +0000

A hardworking fellow named Zeke
Hundreds of tongues did he speak
Though he studied each day
It was like child’s play
He was born speaking Classical Greek!

By: Gerald Bosacker

Gerald Bosacker — Thu, 27 May 2010 00:43:23 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke,
washed windows so he could just peke
at people inside
and so when he tried,
cops nailed him the very first week.

By: madkane

madkane — Tue, 25 May 2010 17:11:24 +0000

Thanks for your fun limericks about Zeke. And please keep them coming!

By: Veralynne

Veralynne — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:13:40 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke
Asked, “What are the wishes you seek?”
He’s a wizard, you see,
Fulfilling my wishes for me,
So much so, his aching bones creak.

By: Veralynne

Veralynne — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:11:37 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke
Thought his ‘puter needed a tweak
When his screen turned all blue
He didn’t know what to do
So he called in the neighborhood geek

By: Veralynne

Veralynne — Tue, 25 May 2010 15:09:17 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke
Built a great dam in a creek
He cheated with a cleaver
(He was only a beaver)
When surrounded by a forest of teak

By: Ricky Pursley

Ricky Pursley — Tue, 25 May 2010 04:46:33 +0000

A hard-working fellow named Zeke
Fell in love with the sleek Monique
Overcome as he was,
And star-struck just because,
Of his waterbed he never saw the leak;

So now Zeke stands wearing black,
As he wonders how to get back
To that moment so grand,
When she held out her hand,
Before she was drowned by the sack.