Comments on: Brassy Limerick http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/ Humorous Musings, Limericks, Song Parodies, & Satire About Stuff That Drives Me Mad (MadKane.com) Mon, 21 May 2012 14:32:22 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7.1 hourly 1 By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-148263 madkane Wed, 15 Jun 2011 22:34:07 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-148263 Thanks again everyone for your fun limericks! Thanks again everyone for your fun limericks!

]]> By: Mary E. Agee http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-148243 Mary E. Agee Wed, 15 Jun 2011 13:50:54 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-148243 A brassy old woman named Joan Looking much like a fashionable crone Claimed a home life of bliss, But to quote daughter Chris: "Mommy Dearest was Dracula's clone!" A brassy old woman named Joan
Looking much like a fashionable crone
Claimed a home life of bliss,
But to quote daughter Chris:
“Mommy Dearest was Dracula’s clone!”

]]> By: Sarah Rolph http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-137166 Sarah Rolph Wed, 08 Sep 2010 17:35:57 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-137166 A brassy old woman named Joan Whose limericks have all clearly shown That people can't help But giggle and yelp Wants to laugh but mostly must groan A brassy old woman named Joan
Whose limericks have all clearly shown
That people can’t help
But giggle and yelp
Wants to laugh but mostly must groan

]]> By: Ellen Garneau http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133646 Ellen Garneau Mon, 24 May 2010 04:29:07 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133646 A brassy old woman named Joan, Just hated to live all alone, She brought in some men, Again and again, A bordello she soon hopes to own! A brassy old woman named Joan,
Just hated to live all alone,
She brought in some men,
Again and again,
A bordello she soon hopes to own!

]]> By: McGuireHimself http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133642 McGuireHimself Sun, 23 May 2010 20:52:35 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133642 There once was a brassy woman named Joan Who wanted her prodigal son to disown. But the boy had a smile Could calm Wrath’s own bile So she doled him another big loan. There once was a brassy woman named Joan
Who wanted her prodigal son to disown.
But the boy had a smile
Could calm Wrath’s own bile
So she doled him another big loan.

]]> By: goinglikesixty http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133640 goinglikesixty Sun, 23 May 2010 19:18:09 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133640 A brassy old woman named Joan, lived in a no-parking zone. The cops would come by give one look and sigh, "Better than living in Bayonne." ... and I was not aware that limericks - by definition - should be dirty. oboyoboyoboy! A brassy old woman named Joan,
lived in a no-parking zone.
The cops would come by
give one look and sigh,
“Better than living in Bayonne.”

… and I was not aware that limericks - by definition - should be dirty.
oboyoboyoboy!

]]> By: madkane http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133624 madkane Sat, 22 May 2010 05:54:13 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133624 Wow! What a fun assortment. Thanks everyone! Please keep them coming. And Ellen, you're very welcome! Wow! What a fun assortment. Thanks everyone! Please keep them coming. And Ellen, you’re very welcome!

]]> By: Ellen Garneau http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133623 Ellen Garneau Sat, 22 May 2010 05:29:21 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133623 Today everything has gone wrong, And it's lasted just too darn long, Was wound up so tight, Would be up through the night, Must have made my coffee too strong. To relax would help ease the pain, but what would work on this brain, I knew I could write, But no topic in sight, And for this I must thank you, Ms. Kane. Today everything has gone wrong,
And it’s lasted just too darn long,
Was wound up so tight,
Would be up through the night,
Must have made my coffee too strong.

To relax would help ease the pain,
but what would work on this brain,
I knew I could write,
But no topic in sight,
And for this I must thank you, Ms. Kane.

]]> By: Ellen Garneau http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133622 Ellen Garneau Sat, 22 May 2010 05:02:59 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133622 A brassy old woman named Joan, To the bank she went for a loan, Then she went for a cruise, Spent the rest on some booze, And now here credit is blown. A brassy old woman named Joan,
To the bank she went for a loan,
Then she went for a cruise,
Spent the rest on some booze,
And now here credit is blown.

]]> By: Peter Metrinko http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/2010/05/20/trombone-brass-humor/comment-page-1/#comment-133615 Peter Metrinko Fri, 21 May 2010 21:40:23 +0000 http://www.madkane.com/humor_blog/?p=2352#comment-133615 A brassy woman named Joan To war visions she was prone Though tied to a stake And forced there to bake She helped Charles to the throne.... A brassy woman named Joan
To war visions she was prone
Though tied to a stake
And forced there to bake
She helped Charles to the throne….

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